Winner of the Worst Living Quarters: Down a random side street just off of Northeastern’s campus you will find today’s winner. First hesitation - living with a bunch of undergrads. I suppose I’m an undergrad myself but still. Nonetheless, I would like an adult living situation and leave the 18 year olds to the other 18 year olds. I find the building with a worn, cracked, wooden door with “41” on it. I try to go in to meet up with the agent I have been working with but it’s locked. So, I call “Chris’” office and get his snarky assistant who seemed to be annoyed that I was calling and asking for a guy that I didn’t even realize had an assistant. She tells me that there’s someone who will let me in and I wait. Warren, the maintenance man who sounds exactly like Tracy Morgan. Chris is no where to be found but Warren kindly takes me to a few different units that are available. The first, being on some strange under level to the building is a 1 bedroom. It’s dirty, broken, and barley sanitary. It has exposed brick in the way that it looks like someone ripped off part of the wall after some horrible accident, a back door to a massive room of pipes and meters, and my very own NU undergrad build in what could be my bed room. The next are no better. It looks like they purposely ripped through everything they could in order to deter me and every inch of the apartments are covered in some form dust and/or dirt.
I would really like to meet the person who created these floor plans. They created the steepest stairs I’ve ever been on which are most similar to a ladder. When you enter the apartment there may or may not be a common area, which is bizarre to me. As you continue through the bedrooms you realize that not everything has been created remotely equally. One place had a decent sized bedroom with a large walk in closet. If you go through the closet you realize there is another room attached which is about the same size as the closet which is apparently the 2nd bedroom. If you go across the common area/kitchen/bathroom you will enter the 3rd bedroom who’s closet is no wider than me. Fantastic. Wonderful job, crazy architect.
So, we’re off!
Obviously the first go around of things unveiled some less than desirable places. It’s going to take a bit longer than I first thought but it’s ok. So, I’m back in Beantown. I’m taking the rest of November for a vacation/road trip/house hunt. Up on the itinerary: LAS – BOS, Fourth row tickets to Ben Folds in Boston, New York, possibly Harry Potter, Dogfish Head brewery, Washington DC, Richmond, Boston, NY for Thanksgiving, and then Boston J
